吉米·卡尔将他单口喜剧生涯中最劲爆的笑话带到这部喜剧特辑中，请注意，承受能力不强者谨慎观看！

　　2008年全球金融危机，华尔街几位眼光独到的投资鬼才在2007年美国信贷风暴前就看穿了泡沫假象，通过做空次贷CDS而大幅获益，成为少数在金融灾难中大量获利的投资枭雄。贾瑞德·韦内特（瑞恩·高斯林饰）将一个能把40亿美元单子做成37亿美元收入的德银代理人，迈克尔·布瑞（克里斯蒂安·贝尔饰）是独眼基金管理人，马克·鲍姆（史蒂夫·卡瑞尔饰）是华尔街世家出身，本·霍克特（布拉德·皮特饰）是康沃尔资本退休银行家。

　　平凡女人杰莎贝尔（莎拉·斯努克 Sarah Snook 饰）与男友普瑞斯顿（马克·韦伯 Mark Webber 饰）即将迎来新的生命，当他们准备搬入新家之际，却遭遇一场突如其来的车祸。这场灾难让当下两个最重要的生命从杰莎贝尔的人生中消失，痛不欲生的她拨通了久未谋面的父亲的电话，坐着轮椅回到了位于路易斯安那的老家。某天，杰莎偶然在床下找到一卷母亲当年生她之前录下的影像，画面中妈妈期望女儿能在18岁那年看到录影带，而且用塔罗牌预测了杰莎未来的运势。预言中有一个看不见的灵魂逡巡在杰莎的身旁，而对方却满怀恶意企图将杰莎赶出房子。
　　在此之后，诡异的梦境和神秘事件接连向杰莎袭来，而她将遭遇最为恐怖的一段噩梦体验……

　　The head of a secret organization assembles a crew to steal back artwork plundered by Nazis during World War II.

　　一觉醒来的亚当（雷•沃纳尔 Leigh Whannell饰）发现自己被困在一个废弃的厕所里。他的对面是同样命运的劳伦斯（加利•艾尔维斯 Cary Elwes 饰）——他们被人用铁链绑住了腿，并吃惊发现二人中间横亘着一个恐怖的死人。死人鲜血淋漓，左手拿录放机右手拿枪。
　　亚 当兜里被人放进来一盘磁带，他赶紧放到录放机里。磁带里说，劳伦斯必须在今晚6点前杀死亚当，否则二人将同归于尽，劳伦斯的家人也不能幸免。而面前死人流出来的血，剧毒无比。
　　一个血腥的死亡游戏开始了。在剩下不多的时间里，他们必须找到线索，逃出地狱。在最后关头，当他们以为重见天日的时候，新一轮的噩梦才刚刚开始。

　　玛戈特是一名年轻女子，在婴儿时期被母亲遗弃。她与纪录片摄制组一起前往一个与世隔绝的阿米什社区，寻找有关母亲和大家庭的答案。

　　[之后4]讲述一个过往的秘密动摇了Hardin坚不可摧的外表，随后Tessa遭遇了一场悲剧，使他们的关系濒临崩溃。

　　Ivy and Bean are ecstatic to sign up for ballet class until they realize there will be no sword fighting, kicking or “dancing to the death” allowed in class. When Bean’s parents won’t let her quit, Ivy agrees to stick it out with Bean through the big dance festival performance.

　　平凡无奇的美女汽车修理师茱恩·哈文斯（卡梅隆·迪亚茨 Cameron Diaz 饰）如何也想不到，她回家的路途竟会变得如此漫长而险象环生。最初，她一波三折登上了开往家乡波士顿的神秘航班，机上乘客寥寥，茱恩与在机场有过短暂接触并拥有迷人气质的陌生男子罗伊·米勒（汤姆·克鲁斯 Tom Cruise 饰）相谈甚欢。看起来一段浪漫美好的旅途恋情即将展开，谁知短短几分钟过后，机舱便被恐怖肃杀的氛围所替代。除罗伊外，所有乘客和飞行员全部毙命。原来罗伊的正体是一名训练有素、身手不凡的特工，他持有一枚重要的电池，而这也成为一众叛徒特工不择手段急于得手的主要原因。
　　茱恩也许猜对了结局，却根本没有猜到过程。在接下来的日子里，她将和罗伊上天入地、周游世界，享受枪林弹雨、血雨腥风旅途中的浪漫与惊险……

　　Reese Donahue (Jessica Rothe)  an aspiring writer, works hard to keep from working. She suffers from a strong case of entitlement. Her mother died when she was sixteen, and her father, Grayson Donahue (Kevin Kilner) tries to give Reese and her sister, Audrey (Louise Dylan) all that they need.
　　When a family secret is uncovered, Reese feels betrayed, and alone, and is faced with a decision, to take what her mother wanted for her, or to stay in a predestined life that’s not nearly as exciting as the unknown.

　　“墨西哥人”不是人，而是一把古董手枪。附带在它身上有一个传说，故事的悲剧收场，让这把枪沾上了凶险的不祥之兆。每个持有它的人，都会遭来不测。
　　如今，小混混杰瑞（布拉德·皮特 Brad Pitt饰）面临着抉择：要么接过黑帮大佬的任务，远赴墨西哥把这支枪找回来；要么乖乖地听漂亮女友萨蔓莎（朱莉娅·罗伯茨 Julia Roberts饰）的话，和黑道断绝来往，做回一个光明正大的人。当然，得罪黑帮无异于惹火烧身，杰瑞再三考虑，还是决定把“墨西哥人”寻回，干完这桩事情就金盘洗手。
　　风尘仆仆的赶到墨西哥后，杰瑞在异乡经历着曲折的寻枪过程。“墨西哥人”的神秘魔咒也渐渐浮现——萨蔓莎遭到了黑帮老大的绑架，以此来威胁杰瑞务必把枪完好带回。杰瑞的前路，面临着凶险的黑帮势力、手枪的古老魔咒，更有爱情的真谛等待他发现。

　　在一个明媚的日子里，同在一所大学的荷登（杰西·威廉姆斯 Jesse Williams 饰）、马提（弗兰·克朗茨 Fran Kranz 饰）、茱尔丝（安娜·哈彻森 Anna Hutchison 饰）、戴娜（克里斯汀·康奈利 Kristen Connolly 饰）以及科特（克里斯·海姆斯沃斯 Chris Hemsworth 饰）等5人驱车前往位于深山老林的小木屋中度假。他们不知道的是，自己的一举一动都在一个神秘机构的监视之下，甚至会自觉不自觉按照那群人的引导进入圈套。“无意”之中，戴娜用拉丁文念出一段咒语，在此之后，长眠泥土之下的丧尸爬了出来，对年轻人们展开血腥大屠杀。而镜头的另一边，神秘机构的成员喜滋滋看着镜头前的一切。
　　无知的年轻人们，为了一个神秘的目的必须死去……

　　这是关于生命在地球上如何奋力征服和生存的史诗故事。今天，地球上有 2000 万个物种，但我们所看到的只是时间的剪影——99% 的地球居民已经消失在久远的过去。这些王朝的崛起和衰落的故事令人惊叹。与 Industrial Light & Magic 合作，《我们星球上的生命》使用最新的技术和科学方法让灭绝已久的生物在荧幕上复活，揭示了我们星球上令人难以置信的生命故事。

　　Get Smart, Again! is a made-for-TV movie based on the 1965-1970 NBC/CBS television series, Get Smart!, which originally aired February 26, 1989 on ABC (ironically, the network that rejected the original pilot for the Get Smart! TV series). It has subsequently been released twice on DVD by different publishers. In the video release of the movie, the background canned laughter (pre-recorded laughter added later to the soundtrack), is absent.
　　Overview
　　Differences between Get Smart, Again! and The Nude Bomb
　　The film is not as well known as the earlier theatrical release, The Nude Bomb, also based on Get Smart, but was better received by fans of the original program. Unlike The Nude Bomb, which featured only the characters of Smart, The Chief (with Dana Elcar replacing the deceased Edward Platt), Agent 13 (Dave Ketchum in the series, portrayed by Joey Forman in The Nude Bomb, who had played the character Harry Hoo in the series) and Larrabee, Get Smart, Again! featured all of the surviving original cast reprising their roles. The tone and feel of Get Smart, Again! were also closer to that of the original series. Get Smart, Again! was written and produced by Leonard Stern, who was a producer of the original series. One element of the Nude Bomb ignored completely was the renaming of CONTROL as PITS in the earlier film; although as CONTROL is said to have disbanded in the 1970s, it's not impossible for both CONTROL and PITS to exist within the continuity of the franchise.
　　Barbara Feldon's character, 99, makes a reference to T.H.R.U.S.H., the evil organization in The Man From U.N.C.L.E., a show on which Feldon guest-starred.
　　Theme music
　　Get Smart, Again! also reprises the TV program's original theme music and opening credit sequence, which were absent from The Nude Bomb. In this case, however, the corridors were covered in cobwebs and the phone-booth elevator that led to CONTROL headquarters worked in reverse, causing Smart to be thrown to the top of the booth.
　　Synopsis
　　Maxwell Smart, acting as a protocol officer since CONTROL was disbanded in the early 1970s, is reactivated as a counterintelligence agent by Commander Drury (Kenneth Mars) of the United States Intelligence Agency. KAOS, long considered defunct, has been revitalized by a corporate takeover. Its first scheme involves turning a forgotten American scientist and using his weather control machine to extort $250 billion US dollars from the United States Government. Drury, convinced that only Smart has the expertise to combat KAOS, gives him carte blanche to reactivate former CONTROL agents to assist him in his task. Along with Drury's bumbling aide, Beamish (Steve Levitt), Smart recruits Larrabee (who, believing that he was under orders from Richard Nixon to stay at his post until relieved, has been living in his office in the now-abandoned CONTROL headquarters tending his office plants), Agent 13, Hymie the Robot (now employed as a crash test dummy) and ultimately, his wife 99 (Barbara Feldon) to find the security leak that allowed the scientist to defect, locate the weather machine and disarm it. They are opposed by KAOS moles within the USIA, who are able to predict Max's every move with the aid of stolen copies of 99's unpublished memoirs. The visible head of the KAOS scheme is revealed to be Max's old nemesis, Siegfried, but he is merely the agent of a higher executive whom even he has never met. This higher power is finally revealed as Nicholas Demente (Harold Gould), 99's publisher, who intends not only to extort the money but also to create weather that will keep people eternally indoors and interfere with television reception, forcing millions to entertain themselves by buying Demente's books and publications.
　　Comedic style
　　The script is littered with typical Maxwell Smart verbal gags, and large portions of the plot serve only as set ups for Get Smart!-style sight gags (such as a duel between Max and a KAOS hitman using remote controlled file cabinet drawers). The film also features the array of bizarre gadgetry and political satire that were hallmarks of the original series. The cone of silence has been superseded by "Hover Cover" where a meeting is held on a rooftop with three helicopters hovering overhead. The failure of Hover Cover leads to the development of "The Hall Of Hush",a soundproof room where words print out silently in mid air, a success at first until the words begin to print forward, backward and on top of each other.
　　Max changes the well known quote "Dr. Livingstone I Presume" to "Dr. Hottentot I Presume".
　　1995 revival
　　The relative success of the film prompted the development of a short-lived 1995 weekly series on FOX, also titled Get Smart, with Don Adams and Barbara Feldon reprising their characters as their bumbling son, Zach (Andy Dick), becomes CONTROL's star agent.
　　原班人马啊，好想看。TAT

　　被大章鱼吞下去的杰克船长（强尼·戴普）进入了戴维·琼斯控制的“死界”——世界的尽头。为了拯救杰克，威尔·特纳（奥兰多·布鲁姆）、伊丽莎白（凯拉·奈特莉）和女巫等一行人也来到了“死界”。
　　找到杰克，他们一行人解开迷咒，逃出了世界尽头。而此时狡猾的卡特勒·贝凯特（汤姆·霍兰德）已经得到了戴维·琼斯（比尔·奈伊）的心脏，由此挟持戴维·琼斯，掌控所有的公海海盗，为东印度公司攫取利益。为了应对危难，各地海盗头目秘密集会，展开是否释放女海神，杀掉戴维·琼斯的争论。
　　原来女海神正是戴维·琼斯的旧情人，两人之间的微妙关系，成了双方交锋的关键。在平静的海面上，风雨降将至，最终的对决即将展开。每个人面临着怎样的命运？当最后的审判结束，大海能否重归往日的宁静？

　　故事发生在一座位于英格兰的小镇之中，康斯坦斯（拉娜·特纳 Lana Turner 饰）在经历了纷飞的战火之后终于回到了自己的故乡，她准备在这里好好地疗愈一下疲惫的心灵。虽然小镇表面上是一副风平浪静岁月静好的模样，但实际上，小镇内部的权利中心早已经烂透了。在明媚的阳光之下，无时不刻不发生着丑陋而又肮脏的勾当，权利、道德和法律实际上垄断在了有钱人的手中，他们不容许任何人侵犯这份自私的财产。
　　一场谋杀案的发生将艾莉森（黛安·瓦西 Diane Varsi 饰）、赛琳娜（霍普·兰格 Hope Lange 饰）等人被卷入了权利旋涡的中心。

　　在墓地中，芭芭拉（Patricia Tallman 饰）和哥哥强尼（比尔·莫斯利 Bill Moseley 饰）受到了丧尸的袭击，没过多久，受伤的强尼受到感染加入了丧尸的队伍。求生的欲望引领着芭芭拉来到了一处民宅，在那里，她遇见了同样在躲避丧尸的本（托尼·托德 Tony Todd 饰）。躲在屋子里的并非只有本和芭芭拉两人，在地下室里，汤姆（Bill Butler 饰）与女友朱迪（凯蒂·芬内朗 Katie Finneran 饰），哈里（Tom Towles 饰）和海伦（McKee Anderson 饰）夫妇逐个现身。 除了数量上的差异，体能和抗击打能力方面的巨大差距让屋内众人的存活几率降到了最低。屋外是狂暴嗜血的丧尸，屋内是手持刀枪的人类，一场血腥的战争即将拉开序幕。

　　1900年，科学的发展还未能遮盖魔术的神秘感，维也纳的人们对艾森海姆（爱德华·诺顿 Edward Norto饰）的魔术更是达到了痴迷的状态。这个神奇的魔术师总是能把现实和虚幻的东西混为一体，让人坠入云里雾里，怀疑他是否真的具有超能力。而台下的乌尔侦探，更是想从艾森海姆每一场的表演里看出幕后的真相。
　　一天，一位上台接受挑战的女子令艾森海姆大为震惊——她就是自己往日的恋人苏菲（杰西卡·贝尔 Jessica Biel 饰）。他们曾经因为等级门户之故被迫分开，而如今，苏菲将成为王储的妻子。尽管这样，二人还是旧情复炽，无法自拔。当苏菲打算放弃一切跟爱森海姆私奔时，悲剧却发生了,她离奇死去，所有证据都表明凶手就是由爱生恨的王储。真相似乎已经大白，但是魔术师的世界亦真亦幻，实情也随之扑朔迷离。

　　The host of an investigative news show is convinced by the CIA that the friends he has invited to a weekend in the country are engaged in a conspiracy that threatens national security in this adaptation of the Robert Ludlum novel.

　　1959年，美国马塞诸塞州列辛顿威廉道斯小学，该校即将迎来校庆日，小女孩露辛达•安伯利（Lara Robinson 饰）提出的创意为校长所采纳。校庆日时，学生们将画下自己对未来的设想，并集中放入金属时间囊中埋入地下，准备50年后重新开启。校庆日之后，举止怪异的露辛达用鲜血在墙上写下奇怪文字，并向老师提出警告。
　　2009年，威廉道斯小学再次迎来校庆日，被埋藏地下50年之久的时间囊重见天日。小男孩凯勒（Chandler Canterbury 饰）得到露辛达的信，上面没有任何图画，整页布满毫无规律可言的数字。凯勒的父亲约翰（尼古拉斯•凯奇 Nicolas Cage 饰）夜晚研究这些数字，竟发现这是一组具有预言性的密码。文中的数字清楚记录了世界上过去50年所发生的各种灾难。除此之外，这组数字还包括了接下来将发生的重大灾难……

　　故事发生在禁酒令执行期间，私酒买卖成为了黑帮分子们赚钱谋利的最佳手段。达利（大卫·帕特里克·凯利 David Patrick Kelly 饰）和史托兹（尼德·艾森伯格 Ned Eisenberg 饰）分别是爱尔兰黑手党和意大利黑手党的首脑，两个帮派因为争夺地盘的问题而闹得剑拔弩张。
　　某日，镇上来了一位神秘的流浪抢手，自称史密斯（布鲁斯·威利斯 Bruce Willis 饰），经验丰富的他很快就看出了盘旋在小镇上空一触即发的紧张气氛，喜欢铤而走险的史密斯决定在此大捞一笔。史密斯游走于达利和史托兹之间，很快就赚得盆满钵满，然而，没过多久，他就发现，自己陷入了危机之中，成为了两大黑手党都想要除掉的对象。

　　“伊卡罗斯”是龙格尔所扮演的杀手的代号，只有部分人知道伊卡洛斯这个代号，而其他人只知道他是个已经离婚的单身父亲，工作在一家投资公司。大多数人都没有看到伊卡罗斯的阴暗面，他总是在杀人时表现最佳。多年来他以潜伏特工的秘密电影身份工作在美国，但当其苏维埃祖国解体后，他感到孤立无援。他试图摆脱过去，但有些人不能放过他。伊卡罗斯只好为了家庭妻儿，开始搏杀。
　　There were those who called him Icarus. Everyone else knew him as a divorced father working for an investment company. But they didn't know his other side-his dark side. Because Icarus was at his best when he was killing people. For years, he'd worked as a sleeper agent in America-but when the Soviet Empire collapsed, he found himself in a foreign country with no one to trust. Determined to break from his dark past, he started over with a new identity. But you can only escape your past for so long. When a sudden mishap in Hong Kong blows Icarus' identity, past and present collide - and the assassin realizes he is now the target. The people that want him dead will stop at nothing to get to him. And that means going after what he cares about most-his wife and daughter. Fighting for his life, Icarus is forced to face the demons of his past to protect the loved ones in his present. He must fight to save the only thing he's ever done right in his life. He needs to uncover who is after him and protect his family - before it's too late.

　　《一代骄马》根据真实的故事改编。
　　潘妮·切纳里（黛安·莲恩 Diane Lane 饰）原本是一个普通的家庭主妇。对赛马几乎一窍不通的她，却在哥哥和丈夫的反对声中，从患病的父亲手中接管了位于弗吉尼亚州的养马场。尽管其时马场已亏损多时，但她依然不得不在居家的科罗拉多州和马场所在的弗吉尼亚州之间疲于奔命。为了觅得良马，潘妮特地找来告老还乡的驯马师路西安(约翰·马尔科维奇 John Malkovich 饰)，这个总是诸多抱怨的老头却对门外汉潘妮另眼相待。潘妮一眼相中马场里一匹一出生打个滚居然就能站立的栗色小马驹，起名为“秘书”。在路西安的个性训练下，“秘书”初出茅庐就一鸣惊人。它快如闪电、奔跃如飞，像个战士一般，甚至会为了赛场地面的震动而兴奋不已。终于到了决一胜败的时刻，“秘书”会顶着所有压力，不辜负潘妮的期望，成为25年来第一匹赢得美国三冠大赛的赛马么?